Here are some adverts to watch out for.

Renault Cleo (size matters she gets hold of the gear stick)   Toyota Yaris (some guy always gets it) Freeserve (Tiny amount label stuck on his genitalia)   Yellow pages ( Only men need it because they can’t do anything right)  

 AA (you get seen more quickly if you are female)   Sheila’s wheels, diamond Insurance (Cheaper for women)   Specsavers   (all the men have got it wrong ) also all their shop assistants are female. 

 

All the white male bank managers are thick and out to fiddle you, all the females and blacks are good. Yes car credit (sorry mate you’re not worth it)   Mint car credit (some guy getting it again) Thompsons local   Cat(female) wins over dog (male) Onka (pink room female  or stink room male ) Mayonaisse (big dollop or little squirt) Flash (it’s now pink so better) Lager ( he gets beaten up by female doctor or old woman for delivering lager) 

British gas (it’s always the guy who gets drenched etc) 

Others to Watch for Coral (Gorilla’s in the mist) Guiness (she pulls seat way from him) McVities white chocolate biscuits) Oust, Airwick, Martini, Bounty (men dressed as woman) Mr muscle,   DFS (she knows better than salesman) 

Car advert, two girls looking for car, Stated that the car was too small to fit boyfriends head in. Car advert (young girl throws snowball hits man in genitalia. What does it have to do with a car? Petite filois,   Thompson’s local, ( she wipes seat and leaves him to bang his head) Haribo, Nimble, Maltesers Burger king ice cream, Man dressed as half woman stockings suspenders gets hit on face with rake, hit in privates, Why. 

 RSPCA NSPCC (Infer that cruelty is always a man ) And what about the preferences to men i.e. Boddingtons, Continental chocs, Oven chips, Onka, Yoghurt, Shampoo, Muller lite. Oatibix! well what can you say? Men too thick to realize. 

Surf  TCP, Babybel, Heaven chocolates , Seabrooks, Starburst choozers Capital one is the worst culprit , all their adverts are anti male, she’s dragging interest about (White male of course ) While she beats an arm wrestler, a hockey player etc. then she loses interest and dumps him in the bin. that's just their latest one, what about him with big nose sneezing and blasting her parents, or the one where he ends up hanging from an advertisment sign. 

Just to name a few there are more. Fruit sweet (he gets a big dollop of splurge on him) Vanish oxy Trust pink (does that mean don’t trust blue) Virgin money (crabs dumped in his bathtub or beaten up by Mexicans)  

RAC Vinny Jones   Quorn (what a surprise a man can cook, but she’ll stab him with a fork) Soap powder (young boy dipped in fully clothed to soak and hung out to dry) Young boy going round sniffing freshly laundered clothes, Nicorette (he gets beaten up by females) Coral (he gets locked out while the rest enjoy) Norwich union (he bumps his car ,burns chops ) Toothpaste advert (she turns on cold water while he’s in shower why?) 

Tampax (what has a man and a moth got to do with it) or his flies undone there is always some gratuitous remark/accident /disaster befalling men that has nothing to do with the plot.

And what about the men dressed as women (Celebrations,Woolworths, Bounty.) Germs, Plaque.Gremlins, Dirt, Bad smells, Nicotine, Dandruff, Idiots, are all male, and you lick plates clean, eat out of doggie bowls, use credit cards as spoons. And what about the programs. Something about Miriam (where they set up dates for men knowing that Mirium is really a man) Naked Elvis ( Introduced by some dimwitted female, he ends up starkers win or lose. Men who like fat women, men who dress in nappies, The honey trap (similar to Mirium) Dating games where the unwanted male is pushed into a swimming pool, (try that the other way round) 

Would you get away with dressing up the female genitalia and asking her boyfriend to identify her from the others. And don’t try to puff your chest out to impress ,You’re laughable, and sex with you only lasts two minutes. Are you a man or a Mousse. 

On the other hand everything the woman does is great she is special, a goddess, Venus, Worth it, Great in black. We have programs like Women on top, Today’s woman, What a woman wants, Surprise your woman. 

And she can Push in and use the male toilet, cook porridge in the store microwave, walk across finished concrete without apology, throw newspaper at boy and knock him off his bike, crash through barriers,tread on snails, Spill wine, scratch cars with keys, Build shelves while he is still looking for screw driver, sort out the cities electricity because the male electrician can’t do it, reverse her car into a car length (now they are fantasizing).

Female heroines beat up guys Lara Croft etc and it’s looked upon as funny why? It’s not looked upon as funny the other way round. Try Larry Croft beating up females.

Cancer appeal just for women (don’t men get cancer) And what about Des and Mel she has a HEmote control press he puts down toilet seat, does dishes, etc. it isn’t PC to tell Ethnic, Wife ,Mother-in-law etc Jokes but it’s Ok for everyone to pull white men to pieces for instance Like Judge Judy, Jo Brand, The soaps etc.

It is woman’s favourite pastime to moan about their lot and men. Women are far from perfect .They can be smelly, thick, arrogant.drunken slappers, with their fat beer bellies and builders bums showing.

The picture of today’s woman is one of let’s wipe man out.of the language. So let’s start with manslaughter, don’t man the lifeboats, no more mail boxes, no manipulation of men, kill the Praying Mantis, and the girls will have to manage without a menopause.

 All black men are good ie Halifax, AA, .Because they daren’t portray them as anything else, there would be uproar, the same applies to woman. But you Pale male we’ll slag off forever.

Ladettes to ladies, Infers that there is something wrong with lads. And what about the advert where she says she can’t stand men with beards. Latest Bueno girls take away his clothes what has that got to do with chocolate, 888 Ladies bingo, Bold, she wears protective clothing to pick up his dirty laundry. Benny hill got sacked for showing hand marks on female bottoms, or throwing something on the floor so he could look at their backsides, so why is it ok for women.

Dulcoease , she got rid of the pain she no longer dates him.

Newspaper advert No toilet paper, won’t use newspaper, so doesn’t clean himself. . Every competition advert involving the sexes, women girls always win, ie arm wrestling, tug of war, swimming. The latest Domestos grot buster, sex of Grot White male of course, and kellogs crunchy nut, she empties into boys hood along with milk.

 Littlewoods direct, ( All females ) But one white man doing the peddling so that they have electricity.

 Tell me what you think. Take more notice of adverts/programmes etc.

Females complained about the way they were used to sell products, but that was innocent compared to the way they are  using men to do the same.

 I am not anti female, and for equality, Just anti Feminist. New:- Head lice are now white male. Oven cleaner instructions, so easy even a man can understand.